Eindhoven, Shibuya etc.

I’m in Eindhoven for the FAST workshop for the next two days. Tomorrow I’ll give a talk on our latest research, which will hopefully go well!
I took the Eurostar because I was a bit fed up with flying. Well not really the flying part, but the security checks and other harassments you have to endure when you take an airplane these days.
The Eurostar lounge at St Pancras is great, very spacious, nice and clean. Unfortunately, the eurostar people mistake their trains for airplanes! The wagons are very densely seated so that you have not more space than on an airplane. Legroom is for weenies. But it’s probably much better at non-peak time.

The picture above is the reengineered and recently reopened Oxford Circus pedestrian crossing. The British learned some urban design lessons from Japan and took over the crossing from Tokyo’s Shibuya station. At their famous four-way crossing, 5000 people can cross the road with one green light without any jams.
I crossed Oxford Circus yesterday and it was a bit awkward because people, including me, just walked all over, but I’m sure everybody will get properly trained on how to cross the road in the japanese-way within a few weeks
Speaking of Japan, I got lucky and can tag along with my coworker to travel to Japan in December! We will be going to an information theory security conference in Shizuoka (not too far from Tokyo). Definitely more on that in some later posts.
Conf, Potato Cakes, Fire, etc.
Ignore the post earlier today. Actually, the image upload problem appears to be a firefox problem. I’m not surprised — version 3.5 is a bit of a let down on Macs.
Anyway, here are some pics I meant to upload a long time ago.
In September, we had our Phd conference again.


District 9. A good movie worth watching.

Some homeless people set our garden on fire. It’s surprising how very fast fire spreads, even though it was some meters away from our house, it still filled the flat with smoke.
I called 112 from my mobile to inform the firefighters, it rings twice and then a woman picks up and is talking to someone else and giggling and snickering. I said “helloo??” after she did not start speaking to me, she: “Oh! Hey, hi! Fire or Police?”, me: “Fire!”, she: “Ok” and connected me. That wasn’t very reassuring
Anyway, they came very quickly (3 minutes or so) and put it out.

I thought about making the picture series “Weird Shit from Tesco”, potato cakes would certainly get a mention. Whenever I make potato cakes, I tell myself “this is not meant to taste like that”.

Our fire alarm when changing batteries:

No pics
Hey, long time no post because wordpress.com has a bug where I can’t upload pictures.. and this for multiple weeks! Quite annoying. Hope it will be fixed soon..
Retarded
I had to deal with Barclays today again, and I will spare you the details or rants. However I’d like to share with you their new security question which I got asked by two different people while they authenticate me:
Person: “How old are you now and when is your next birthday?”
Me: “I’m 27, next birthday is on the <date> 2010″
Person: “Thanks. How old will you be at your next birthday?”
Me: “What??? I just told you I’m 27. So I will be 28.”
Person: “Thank you.”
Twice! This so this is not a silly mistake from that person but actually on their protocol. Retarded.
Evolution
I noticed recently that my cooking skills steadily increased (eventhough the ones who lived with me would probably disagree) in the last 3 years. Fortunately, I found an old picture of one of my meals when I first arrived here.
From the 3 cooked eggs + pasta “salad” without sauce 3 years ago

To recently my first proper (edible) steak on the grill pan (with rice or so):
3 years
Wow. Today, it’s exactly 3 years since I left Switzerland..
The arrival – just arrived on campus
One year – finished master, starting phd
Two years – hm still doing phd
Now – ack, still doing phd!
How will September 2010 look like? That’s quite undefined. I try to finish the thesis around then, but what happens afterwards is completely undefined. I probably won’t (and can’t, and don’t want to) stay at QM however I wouldn’t want to leave London already. In any way, I don’t have too much time to decide as (any kind of) job search takes a lot of time here. I keep you posted on my decisions
I think I haven’t mentioned this here, but my latest paper has been accepted for publication and I’ll present it at the Formal Methods Week in Eindhoven in November! Quite cool.
Mr J
It happened. All three major utility bill providers (gas/electricity, water, phone) spell my name wrong in their letters.
Let’s start with British Gas, only lacking one letter:
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Fair enough, could happen. Thames Water is next:
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Two mistakes!
Finally, everbody’s favorite, BT:
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Obviously, they got my first and lastname wrong
Maybe I should speak more clearly on the phone though..
Google Google
I get a lot of hits from google. Here is once again a summary of the all time top search queries. I can’t really explain most of them

The Breakfast Stack

From bottom to top: Cheerios, Tesco Value Coco Snaps, Malt Wheats.
For a better start in the day.
Icecubing and forexing
We recently bought very nice ice cube trays from Habitat, which produce perfectly squared ice cubes.
And I learned the following trick to make them even nicer: use boiled water to make the ice cubes clear when frozen! Here’s a pic
Here in an Old Fashioned cocktail (not a too nice picture though):
Anyway. Some more random pictures:
Fake bacon:
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In other news, recently I got very interested in Forex trading, especially the possibility of automated (or algorithmic) trading via the metatrader platform. This consumes a lot of time .. too bad I have a phd to do too!









